pinkhairedslut:

my life.

(Source: reneemegas)

  • In class: oh yeah i totally get this
  • homework: lol what the fuck
  • test: lol what the fuck
  • report card: lol fuck

bby<3

(Source: )

  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.
  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • me: oh look he replied. took him an hour to reply back though so wtf. whatever, it's cool. i'll leave him waiting for a reply. i'll let him think i don't care & that i'm so busy.
  • -10 secounds later-
  • me: *starts replying back*

(Source: helloeverything)

  • me all the time: what am i even doing