how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weathe
HAHAHAH IM DYING
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
True sibling protection
- me: *takes 50 selfies*
- me: *deletes 49*
- me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
- me: *deletes that too*
literally wtf the fuck
i love how the balloon one is just like ????
Very clear water.
This fucked me up
And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit